Does the Earth shake when this happens?

The Marlins won again putting the Phillies out of their misery and capping off a 3 game series sweep and the Phillies came out saying that we are open for business! They traded Jim Thome and now are screaming who wants Cole Hamels and who wants Shane Victorino?? I would personally LOVE Shane Victorino

The Flying Hawaiian....running around our center field and a dynamic switch hitter. And he plays tough. But he smells like Philadelphia and I dont think I want that smell of crap roaming around here either.

More importantly part of the sweep besides another hit by our boy Justin Ruggiano is the antics of our 9 million dollar closer. What can motivate a big fat closer to do this?

All this to the tune of 

Also trust me it goes a LOT slower than that and you do feel the shaking which could be the noise level of 31,000 people or well Heath Bell running or both...

So thoughts on what he is envisioning:

The save: Nah he blows those all the time... maybe its the songs fault?

Women: hey...you know a guy can get lonely in the bullpen

A nice Philly cheese steak: OH YES that has to be it. Enjoy last place Phillie "phans" thats where youll be all year.